I am tired of the artsy “you go girl!” motivational posters. “love life! eat cupcakes!”, “PUT GLITTER ON EVERYTHING” and “Be kind ~~~ <3″… How boring. This doesn’t motivate me. I don’t even like cupcakes!

I’ve collected a few actually motivating posters from around the web (most are from Pinterest and Wordboner. If you can attribute the other’s sources, please let me know in the comments). Why? Because goddamnit, if I have to look at a piece of paper on my wall to be motivated in life, I want it to be an awesome piece of paper.

My favourite. Keeping calm never got any one any where, right?

I will drink caffeine at 9pm if I want! #RageAgainstTheMachine

I may sometimes respond to this poster with, "SHUT UP. I WILL BITCH TILL MY HEART IS CONTENT" but in the end I know it's true.

Oh, alright motivational poster, you got me.

Why yes, the last two do fit well together.

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